I juz po wszystkim, juz sie skonczylo.
Na pamiateke tych wyborow wklejam kawalek skryptu z serialu Back-ish. Bardzo sie usmialismy, bardzo!
– So, I just have to answer a few questions?
– Yep. Then the app will tell you which candidate you line up with.
– Oh, sweetie, I know which candidate I line up with. Whoever’s Democrat.
– What is your ideal candidate’s stance on global warming?
– Global warming doesn’t exist. Next.
– How do you feel about building a wall on our border with Mexico?
– You mean there’s not a wall between us and Mexico? No wonder they keep coming over here, taking our jobs.
– Should local police increase surveillance and patrol of Muslim neighborhoods?
– Only if we don’t want the terrorists to win.
– It’s just yes or no.
– Put yes. But say it’s because we want to make America great again.
– Great again! That’s a crybaby argument.
– And finally, the death penalty should be?
– Celebrated with a parade.
– Well, okay.
– Well, let’s see.
– This says your perfect candidate is Trump.
– No, baby, I’m a Democrat.
– Not according to this test. It thinks you might actually be Trump.
I z innej sceny:
(…) there are thousands of children out there who have never had a white president.