Speach by Kasia:
To those of you who don”t know me I am Kasia, Mari’s little sister.
Well, the truth is I’m her cousin but as she’s never had a sister and
I’ve never had big sister, we decided we gonna call each other like
I would like to begin by thanking all of you for sharing in this most
special day. I would also like to thank Mari for honoring me by asking
me to be her made of honor.
Mari and Greg, you both look absolutely stunning today!
Mari, you are like a sister to me and I love you very much. You’ve
always been there for me and I hope our friendship only flourishes in
the years to come. Although distance makes it difficult for us to be
involved so much in each other’s lives we still keep in touch. Here I
should say: Gmail saves friendships!!!
Greg is a fantastic man – smart, funny, loving and caring. I’m glad he
has found you, that’s why now I have to say: Thank’s God for Google!
OK, enough of these publicity:)
Thank you Mari for being such a wonderful, warm and caring best
friend. I’m glad you have found Greg – one who will always love you.
Now just because I’m not married and never have been, doesn’t mean I’m not an expert on the subject:)
So here are one single girls words of wisdom for the newly married couple. I hope you are both listening carefully..
Greg, you need to sharpen your skills on … MIND READING…
At no time and under no circumstances will the female let the male
know what she really wants.
For example, her purse is empty, fill it up… with CASH please.
The car is empty … Go fill it up.
The bin is overflowing … Go and take it out.
The lawn is overgrown…. Go and mow it.
The best way to remember an anniversary is to forget it just once.
Set the ground rules first and then do everything Mari says.
If you’re clever, you’ll always have the last word. However, if you’re
really clever you won’t use it.
Remember Greg that you can never ever be more tired than Mari. Foot
massages and back rubs must be performed on demand!
Greg, make her this happy always & you will be forever my hero!
Mari, there are also couple of things you need to remember… Men never need to ask for directions – they just drive around until they find
the place. Don’t mess with the remote control – it’s a guy thing.
Never interrupt a man whilst he is watching his sport.
Mari and Greg, there is something I need to ask you to do. I need the
both of you to stand and I need you to place your right hand on top of
hers…. Take a moment to feel how it feels,… because this will be
the only time that you will have the upper hand in this union.
And to both of you a little advice: When you are wrong, admit it and
when you are right, shut up!”
But on a more serious side:
I found this quote that I think it is appropriate:
“Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. This
person is one you could forever talk to. They understand you in a way
that no one else does or ever could. This person is your soul mate,
your best friend. Don’t ever let them go, for they are your guardian
angel sent from heaven up above.”
You two are so blessed to have found a best friend and so much love
and understanding in one another. I love you both and wish you all the
happiness in the world. You both deserve it. Take each day and cherish your time together. Love one another and stand together. Take time to talk to one another. Put your love and your family first; your job and your hobbies second.
I’ll now read a few cards out, most from people who couldn’t make it today:
To Greg @ Congratulations on your wedding @ Sorry it wasn’t me – we
could have been so good together, I’ll never get over you
From Britney Spears
To Mari @ If you ever change your mind – I will be waiting
From Brad Pitt
To Greg @ My Heart is Broken, I will cherish the time we had – you are such a Stud
To Marie and Greg,
We are very sorry we couldn’t make it. Little Bings got a chicken pox.
Congratulations and all the best!
Chandler and Monica
Ladies and Gentlemen, could you please raise your glasses for the
bride and groom.
To our husbands and lovers… may they never meet! Just kidding…
Mari and Greg:
May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashions
enough to last forever. May the best day of the past be the worst day
of your future.